The cheap funeral services are getting carried away!
Unintelligent Thinking
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
A new pastor in a small Oklahoma town spent the first four days making personal visits to each of the members, inviting them to come to his first services.
The following Sunday the church was empty. So the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspaper, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyones duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral." In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin smothered in flowers. after the pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congergation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church" all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. each "mourner" peeped into the coffin and quickly turned away with a guilt, sheepish look.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.
The following Sunday the church was empty. So the Pastor placed a notice in the local newspaper, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyones duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon.
Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the "funeral." In front of the pulpit, they saw a closed coffin smothered in flowers. after the pastor delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congergation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.
Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a "dead church" all the people eagerly lined up to look in the coffin. each "mourner" peeped into the coffin and quickly turned away with a guilt, sheepish look.
In the coffin, tilted at the correct angle, was a large mirror.
A BLOG?
Considering that blogging seems to be a thing of the past a bit, I decided to do something unintelligent, get a blog!
So what do I do? Start posting things that wont get comments? I'm on it!
So what do I do? Start posting things that wont get comments? I'm on it!
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